We will playing amateur (although hopefully not amateurish) journalist on this one. At least one of us (probably only one of us) will be spying the whole thing, and like Fox News, we'll report and you'll decide. However, unlike Fox News, the Bill O'Reilly logic-defying logic will be absent, and there will be no graphics of a screaming eagle.
All is calm at the moment in front of the double-barrelled cannon, but like a CNN rookie, I will sit here and await Hurricane Puerta to make landfall. Fortunately, it's not raining, so I won't be wearing one of those silly plastic numbers you usually see on those guys.