Monday, December 04, 2006

Election day tomorrow...

So go nuts guys. Rumors abound. Heidi has an army of ent-like tree creatures knocking on doors to get out the granola vote... Charlie's going to borrow Bill Cowsert's SUV and tow a Ford plant back to Athens to create more jobs... Damn liberals were seen last week voting, then cutting their stinking long hippie hair, voting again, taking a bath, then voting again, shaving their legs, then voting again... Doc Eldridge was driving van-loads of African Americans to the board of elections to vote early for Maddox... There's going to be an armed takeover of PPA tonight, you're with us or against us... Oh yeah, the tree of liberty, don't forget the tree of liberty (but don't have treesex with it, or in it)...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of these rumors is true...

Suburban Chaos said...

The tree of liberty lives off the fluids of those who have treesex with it.

And come on, Ain't no candidate worth cutting off the dreads. They haven't been cut since the The Great Went.

Ryanetics said...

You mean George Wendt?

Ryanetics said...

Oh and as for which rumour is true... please be the Ents, please be the Ents!

Nicki said...

Doc gve me a nice wave as I was waving both a Heidi and a Kelly sign. No hatin' on Doc!